February 2012
21 posts
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
weasleylove:
i’ll watch the superbowl when squidward’s band plays at half-time
riptosrach:
avril lavignes sk8er boi was released a decade ago
ten years ten fucking years
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
That annoying moment when a package says 'easy...
laugh-addict:
But you end up needing scissors, knives, a gun, and a light saber to open it -_-
January 2012
64 posts
